i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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