Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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