i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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