Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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