Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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