4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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