That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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