Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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