so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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