Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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