It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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