i just wanna soil my oats bro
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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