he wants to bone in the snuggie
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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