I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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