she was so not down for the gang bang
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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