soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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