Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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