Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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