I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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