his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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