Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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