I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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