His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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