Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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