We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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