That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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