Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
