ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
bring money and cleavage
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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