Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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