What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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