So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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