You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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