sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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