Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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