Where did you get a picture of my penis
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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