someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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