How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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