ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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