Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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