Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My ATM looks so different sober.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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