guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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