Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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