Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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