don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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