I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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