last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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