he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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