What a fucking waste of an outfit
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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