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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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