is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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