So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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