It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Randomize
