And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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