But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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