Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
