He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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